in a land of myth, and a time of magic...
i enjoy exquisite jawlines, an excess of fangirling, harry potter, thunderstorms, epic bromances, nice teeth, and animal-patterned clothing.
Tom Hiddleston vs crazy fans - 1:0 [x]How to Get a Handle on a Situation While Still Being a Polite Bastard: A Guide By Tom Hiddleston
^ accurate
Look at the way he exits the car. FUCKING LOOK AT THIS.
There is nothing sexier than this man. AND ALL HE IS DOING IS LEAVING THE VEHICLE.
Tom
FuckingHiddleston everybody.
^ I think i am now pregnant with 9 babies
Yep
Unf.
Dying.
Why do my college friends not understand the beauty that is Tom Hiddleston?!
Whenever this shows up on my dash I reblog. EVERYTIME.
oof.
YOU GIANT DORK
The Avengers: A Documentary
In theatres now
WHERE EVERYONE IS PLAYING THEMSELVES Y’ALL
I love the close-up shot
Once again, a cameraperson goes ASDFGHFHBGRGSDJK at the sight of Tom.
SHUT UP UGH
Happy Fucking 32nd Birthday
I hope you have a fucking wonderful birthday.
Full of love and eheheheing and maybe a birthday orgy or some shit.
I hope you get a really fucking nice scarf or a brand new tie made of fucking astroturf or little styrofoam balls(and don’t fucking say you wouldn’t fucking rock that shit you little fucknut because you so fucking would).
And I hope you are so fucking content that you are nearly in a fucking happiness coma and the fucking grin on your face is somehow more infectious and genuine than usual.
And then I hope you get a good cake. A really fucking good cake. So fucking good that you can’t fucking stop eating it even as you somewhat worriedly ask into your crowd of friends and family if someone put something in it because it’s just that fucking good. I want you to eat so much cake that you put yourself in physical and mental pain, only enough energy to lay on a couch and moan “why, whyyyy??” as you rub your bloated belly. And no amount of freaky green smoothies will help it.
Because that is what I will be dealing with all fucking year. You are my fucking I-ate-too-much-fucking-cake bellyache.
Suck on that, Tom.
always reblog ruffalo/hiddles
always reblog chris evans caressing tom hiddleston’s face
Tom Hiddleston on being voted Total Film’s Sexiest Actor:
I suppose my question is: Are you sure? If you are sure, then I am very flattered. VERY. Thank you, ladies. You are women of impeccable taste and style. My god, you know how to make a man feel good.
